Greetings, friends.

Lamp is often being asked about changing the "top friends" on Lamp's MySpace profile, which is what prompted this blog. First of all, Lamp hates the idea of having to choose friends over others. Lamp loves you all equally. Well... almost equally. Right Megan?

Secondly, finding people on Lamp's friend list would take WAY too long, since Lamp just doesn't have the patience to sort through hundreds of pages of friends to rearrange things.

And finally, if Lamp were to change the top friends, how would Lamp go about choosing? Who would make the cut? People who keep in constant correspondence with Lamp? People who ask nicely? People who ask first? Too much to think about!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!! Too much pressure!!!!!

So Lamp has a better idea. And it's kind of fun. For everyone. Here's what Lamp is proposing:

If you want to get your picture and a link to your profile on Lamp's profile, then all you need to do is snap a picture of yourself showing your love for Lamp. If you have a shirt that proclaims your love, wear it and send a picture on over. Extra cool points if you're near a lamp, or hugging a lamp. There are three people thus far. How many more Lamp lovers are out there? Lamp wants to fill the profile full of pictures of people...

And should you not have a shirt, hugging a lamp would probably be enough to get you on there. Maybe hold a sign that says you love Lamp. Be creative.

Let's make this happen!!!!

1) Take the picture showing your love of Lamp (nothing dirty, please...)
2) Upload the picture to your profile.
3) Send Lamp a message.
4) Sit back and smile. Maybe have a cookie.
Also, the picture will show up in it's entirety on crazylittlethingcalledlamp.com/lamplovers.aspx
Here's the fine print:

* No "photoshopping." Apparently there are programs that allow you to doctor photos. Crazy, huh? Yeah... Lamp doesn't know much about them personally, but they sound shifty.

* If you don't want your profile linked to your picture, let Lamp know in the message you send. But why wouldn't you? There's no shame in loving Lamp!!!

* Void where prohibited, taxed or otherwise restricted by law.