Lamp's Blog

The Website is up and running (sort of)

Lamp — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:52:20 GMT

So Lamp's website is up and running. Take a look around and let Lamp know what you think. Leave a comment in the old guest book. Watch the videos. Look at the pictures. Etc. The "goodies" section isn't done yet, so don't be surprised if you don't see anything. Lamp will keep you updated when/if it gets finished. It might not be for awhile though. So yes, go to the site, if you haven't already. www.crazylittlethingcalledlamp.com WOOOOOOOO!

Reno 911: Miami

Lamp — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:51:39 GMT

This movie comes out tomorrow and Lamp is terribly excited to see it. So far, the previews haven't really been all that convincing, but Lamp is still going to hold out hope and Lamp will tell you why: First of all, those are some talented improv comedians. They know their characters and their timing is amazing. (Unlike a certain lousy group known as Broken Lizard who needs to never make a movie again.) Second of all... there will be a scene in the movie that will be a landmark event. All 11 members of The State will be on screen, together, at the same time!!! This is the coolest thing ever! That alone is worth the price of admission! By the way, Lamp will be seeing this movie for free because it's a Fox film and Lamp can get onto the lot to see movies for free there. Tomorrow night!!! Yeah!!!!! This guy is excited too!!!

The Simpsons

Lamp — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:51:38 GMT

I'm sure that most of you have seen The Simpsons. Most of you are probably avid fans, (at least of the first 10 seasons). So I'm curious... which episode is your favorite? Also, do you have any favorite quotes?

A Trip to Hearst Castle

Toasty — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:11:37 GMT

> Description: Lamp wins tickets to Hearst Castle from a radio contest! He takes Billy! They see Hearst Castle! Hearst Castle!!! That place is awesome!!!!Hint just click the episode art.>

Lamp on the 18 hole

Toasty — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 16:27:11 GMT

Tom wonders what it would be like for Lamp to join the PGA, but Tom who will caddy for Lamp?

Isn't this great?

Lamp — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:26:04 GMT

Someone left this as a comment on my MySpace profile and frankly, it's awesome. Not the best song I've ever heard, but the message is great. Why don't more people do this with their free time?

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If you're wondering what my favorite music video of all time is... look no further:

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Isn't that wonderful?

I hope you're all having a great day, and if you're not... here: ♥

To the moon Lamp to the moon!

Toasty — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:36:25 GMT

Stanley draws Lamp at the moon!

Questions for Lamp.

Is the moon rock, or really made out of cheese? And what type of cheese?

Do you have evidence disproving the US mission to the moon was a hoax?

Were there a lot of attractive aliens on the moon like in Star Trek, or are they really ugly?

Under the sea

Toasty — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:19:05 GMT

Under water can be a very scary place sharks, killer whales, electric eels, sting rays.

But Pete from New Bedford Massachusetts sent Lamp a nice peaceful drawing of life under the see.

Watch your back Lamp!

Keep the drawings coming their great.

Jordan's drawing

Toasty — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:54:44 GMT

Wow look at the nice and timely artwork Jordan sent Lamp All the way form Dayton Ohio!

I think we should call it Peace On Earth Good Will To Man, And Lamp?

A Very Merry Halloween

Toasty — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:34:30 GMT

Finally a Halloween episode

> Description: It's that time of the year. Time for another Lamp adventure. This one... is like no other. Hint just click the episode art.>

Curse Of The Wrath Of The Spider

Toasty — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:29:31 GMT

What if Billy was spiderman?

> Discription: Just when you thought it was over... it wasn't... and comedy ensued.Hint just click the episode art.>

Wrath Of The Spider

Toasty — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:25:37 GMT

Lamp and Billy face off with a spider. Comedy ensues...

> Hint just click the episode art.>

Lamp Goes To Hell

Toasty — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:20:07 GMT

Believe it or not Lamp Goes To Hell

> Description: Lamp and Billy go to Hell for some reason. Comedy ensues. Hint just click the episode art.>

Curse Of The Hypnotherapist

Toasty — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:07:51 GMT

If you liked Lamp Goes To Michigan then you will love Lamps new video

> Description: Lamp's friend is really depressed. A wise man suggests they consult a hypnotherapist. Comedy ensues. Hint just click the episode art.>

Lamp Goes To Michigan

Toasty — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:50:13 GMT

Check out Lamp's staring role in Lamp Goes To Michigan

> Description: Lamp hops on a plane bound for Michigan.
On the way, he learns about "time zones." Comedy ensues.Hint just click the episode art.>

The year is almost over!!

Lamp — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:10:53 GMT

And it's starting to get cold out. I can't say that I'm a big fan of the cold. Well... I suppose I could say it, but I'd be lying. And that's not my thing.

It's almost New Years and that means it's time for resolutions. If you're into that sort of thing. And it seems like a lot of people are. I haven't made any yet. Maybe I should get on that. What are some of yours? I want to hear them. Let's see the goals for people in the new year.

The year... 2007.

Wow.